This being the 21st century I am able to track the progress of said parcel on the internet and I can see that it is tantalisingly close having only been dispatched from Utrecht in The Netherlands some 264 miles away as the crow files.
It left Utrecht on Friday late afternoon. My assumption was that it would then come straight to the UK but nope it has decided a stop over in Brussels is in order and there it has decided to stay.
I can see that it arrived 2am Saturday morning and obviously decided to go straight out to see the town, perhaps taking in the Manneken Pis and the few other sites that Brussels has to offer, as it hasn’t progressed since.
I think that it is fair to say that there is such a thing as too much information and obsessing about the location of a parcel and blogging about it is probably not a sign of a sound mind. But, but I do wish it would hurry up and get here!